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Gaming Guru Jest for Fun26 June 2009
Casinos know you can't fool all of the people all of the time. But it isn't necessary. A majority will do. * * * * * Two senses are required in a casino: common and horse. * * * * * However much a slot gives out, there is more that it withholds. * * * * * The Defective Casino An English tourist in the Flamingo Casino on the Las Vegas Strip was told by a slot host that the casino goes hack to the notorious Bugsy Siegel. Tourist: "Really? Why? What's wrong with it?" This article is provided by the Frank Scoblete Network, John Robison managing editor. If you would like to use this article on your website, please contact Casino City Press, the exclusive web syndication outlet for the Frank Scoblete Network. Jest for Fun30 May 2009
You can lead a person to a casino, but you cannot make him think.
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Everyone has bad luck occasionally. But some people give it assistance.
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Written on the wall in the men's room of a Las Vegas wedding chapel:
First the engagement ring
Then the wedding ring
Then the ... (read more)
Jest for Fun27 February 2009
One should always remember that what the casino gives away, it must first take away.
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Gambling establishments are full of willing people. Those willing to lose and those willing to let them.
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A guest checked into a Las Vegas motel and was getting ready for when he noticed a little ... (read more)
Jest for Fun23 January 2009
I enjoy reading fiction when I go into a casino. You know. Those slot payout tables that show how much you can win.
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Religion doesn't seem to count for much in a gaming town. The only time you
see people on their
knees is when they're looking for a dropped coin.
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Fun in a casino is like life insurance. ... (read more)
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