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Gaming Guru Jest for Fun26 December 2009
By Larry Mak Here's a toast to all the change persons who work in casinos. The people who really know what you go through. * * * * * A big problem in the casino restaurants is tipping. Tipping is like prunes. You have to ask yourself, "Is one enough? Is five too many?" * * * * * A man returned from a weekend in Lake Tahoe. "How'd you make out at the slots?" asked a friend. Man:"I lost all my money except for the $5 slots. Friend:"How's that?" Man:"I didn't play them." This article is provided by the Frank Scoblete Network, John Robison managing editor. If you would like to use this article on your website, please contact Casino City Press, the exclusive web syndication outlet for the Frank Scoblete Network. Jest for Fun28 November 2009
If profanity could affect the outcome of a slot game, there would be a lot fewer losers.
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First Things First
Captain to deckhand on a Mississippi riverboat casino: "If the boat hit a big object and started to sink, who would you save first? The young or the older women?"
Deckhand:"Me!"
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Slot Machine Malfunctions31 October 2009
When you play a slot machine or video game, you enter into a contract with the casino. The payout table (or "glass") on top of the machine spells out the coin payout for various symbol combinations. An important element of the contract is the message on the glass saying that a "Malfunction voids all pays and ... (read more)
Jest for Fun20 September 2009
You don't have to go to a casino to see people making a bundle. Just watch a
farmer with a hay-bailing machine.
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A slot host is someone who is passionate for the cash in it.
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If you really want to be healthy, wealthy, and wise, never ask a heavy loser
how he's doing.
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