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Gaming GuruJest for Fun31 July 2004
* * * * * Here's a story slot players should take to heart: Once there was a little baby cabbage who said to his mother, "Mommy I'm worried about something. As I sit in this row of cabbages and grow and grow day after day, how will I know when to stop growing?" "The rule to follow," mommy cabbage said, "is to quit when you're a head." * * * * * A. "When Bill got home from his weekend in Las Vegas, he lit a cigarette with a $100 bill." B. "Wow! He did? He must have hit it big." A. "No. It was just a bill from his dentist. He said he had no intention of paying it." * * * * * Bookkeeper to boss: "I'll have to have a raise, sir. There are three companies after me." Boss: "Is that so? What companies?" Bookkeeper: "Gas, light, and Harrah's" * * * * * Husband: "We can't afford to go to Atlantic City on our budget." Wife: "I have an idea how we can go." Husband: "How?" Wife: "Have two budgets." * * * * * Joe: "You took your girlfriend to Las Vegas and lost $1500?" Bill: "Yeah. That's all she had." * * * * * A Kentucky mountain hillbilly visiting Atlantic City was rushed to a hospital complaining of sharp stomach pains. Doctor: "What did you eat at your last meal?" Hillbilly: "Well, it could have been those lobsters." Doctor: "Were they fresh?" Hillbilly: "I don't know. How can you tell?" Doctor: "What did they look like when you opened their shells?" Hillbilly: "You're supposed to open the shells?" This article is provided by the Frank Scoblete Network. Melissa A. Kaplan is the network's managing editor. If you would like to use this article on your website, please contact Casino City Press, the exclusive web syndication outlet for the Frank Scoblete Network. To contact Frank, please e-mail him at fscobe@optonline.net. Recent Articles
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