Gaming Guru

Jest For Fun

A kindergarten teacher was giving her class a lesson on coins. Slapping a silver dollar on her desk, she asked a gambler's son, "What was that?" Without a pause, he said, "Tails."

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Positive thinking is the first victim of losing.

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A. "She's a dollar and sense slot player."
B. "What do you mean?"
A. "She hasn't a dollar - and no sense either."

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Hope makes time pass, and time makes hope pass.

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A. "Did you know that in India people pray in the street?"
B. "That's nothing. Slot players do it all the time in the casino."

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The best luck is sometimes just breaking even.

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A slot host is speaking to a tourist in the Paris-Las Vegas Casino: "Our chief chef, Andre, is from Paris and has been cooking for thirty years. ""Well," said the tourist, "what he's cooking should be done by now."