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Jest For Fun

28 August 2002

A kindergarten teacher was giving her class a lesson on coins. Slapping a silver dollar on her desk, she asked a gambler's son, "What was that?" Without a pause, he said, "Tails."

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Positive thinking is the first victim of losing.

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A. "She's a dollar and sense slot player."
B. "What do you mean?"
A. "She hasn't a dollar - and no sense either."

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Hope makes time pass, and time makes hope pass.

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A. "Did you know that in India people pray in the street?"
B. "That's nothing. Slot players do it all the time in the casino."

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The best luck is sometimes just breaking even.

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A slot host is speaking to a tourist in the Paris-Las Vegas Casino: "Our chief chef, Andre, is from Paris and has been cooking for thirty years. ""Well," said the tourist, "what he's cooking should be done by now."

Larry Mak
Larry Mak is a former science writer at the California Institute of Technology and he is currently a freelance gaming author.

Books by Larry Mak:

Larry Mak
Larry Mak is a former science writer at the California Institute of Technology and he is currently a freelance gaming author.

Books by Larry Mak: