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Gaming GuruJest For Fun28 August 2002
A kindergarten teacher was giving her class a lesson on coins. Slapping a silver dollar on her desk, she asked a gambler's son, "What was that?" Without a pause, he said, "Tails." * * * * * Positive thinking is the first victim of losing. * * * * * A. "She's a dollar and sense slot player." * * * * * Hope makes time pass, and time makes hope pass. * * * * * A. "Did you know that in India people pray in the street?" * * * * * The best luck is sometimes just breaking even. * * * * * A slot host is speaking to a tourist in the Paris-Las Vegas Casino: "Our chief chef, Andre, is from Paris and has been cooking for thirty years. ""Well," said the tourist, "what he's cooking should be done by now." This article is provided by the Frank Scoblete Network. Melissa A. Kaplan is the network's managing editor. If you would like to use this article on your website, please contact Casino City Press, the exclusive web syndication outlet for the Frank Scoblete Network. To contact Frank, please e-mail him at fscobe@optonline.net. Recent Articles
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