![]() Newsletter Signup
Stay informed with the
NEW Casino City Times newsletter! Recent Articles
|
Gaming GuruJest For Fun30 September 2002
I took my wife to the Paris-Las Vegas Casino where she tried out her Pigeon French. She had trouble with the waiters, but she got along great with the little French pigeons. * * * * * No place offers a more striking conviction of the vanity of human hope than a casino. * * * * * A well-known Las Vegas gangster who was driven out of a casino opened up a lingerie shop in a casino mall. He's now known as the King of the Underwear. * * * * * Losing is like the measles. All casino-goers have to go through it. * * * * * I saw a slot in a Laughlin casino that had so many lights and colors, it was in a clash by itself. * * * * * Gambling keeps a dear school. But fools learn in no other. * * * * * Over the hospitality desk of one of the downtown Las Vegas casino is a sign that says, "ENGLISH, FRENCH, GERMAN, JAPANESE SPOKEN HERE. TEARS UNDERSTOOD." * * * * * Quit when losing. Get out of the hole before it gets deeper. * * * * * It's great to visit a gaming destination like Atlantic City, Reno, etc. It you don't like losing money in one casino, you can go to a different casino and not like losing money there. This article is provided by the Frank Scoblete Network. Melissa A. Kaplan is the network's managing editor. If you would like to use this article on your website, please contact Casino City Press, the exclusive web syndication outlet for the Frank Scoblete Network. To contact Frank, please e-mail him at fscobe@optonline.net. Recent Articles
Larry Mak |
Larry Mak |