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Jest For Fun

30 September 2002

I took my wife to the Paris-Las Vegas Casino where she tried out her Pigeon French. She had trouble with the waiters, but she got along great with the little French pigeons.

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No place offers a more striking conviction of the vanity of human hope than a casino.

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A well-known Las Vegas gangster who was driven out of a casino opened up a lingerie shop in a casino mall. He's now known as the King of the Underwear.

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Losing is like the measles. All casino-goers have to go through it.

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I saw a slot in a Laughlin casino that had so many lights and colors, it was in a clash by itself.

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Gambling keeps a dear school. But fools learn in no other.

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Over the hospitality desk of one of the downtown Las Vegas casino is a sign that says, "ENGLISH, FRENCH, GERMAN, JAPANESE SPOKEN HERE. TEARS UNDERSTOOD."

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Quit when losing. Get out of the hole before it gets deeper.

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It's great to visit a gaming destination like Atlantic City, Reno, etc. It you don't like losing money in one casino, you can go to a different casino and not like losing money there.

Larry Mak
Larry Mak is a former science writer at the California Institute of Technology and he is currently a freelance gaming author.

Books by Larry Mak:

Larry Mak
Larry Mak is a former science writer at the California Institute of Technology and he is currently a freelance gaming author.

Books by Larry Mak: