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Gaming GuruJest for Fun29 August 2004
* * * * * Here's some sound advice for beginning gamblers: Find out what games you're good at, then don't play them. * * * * * The swanky restaurants in those European-themed casinos in Las Vegas are truly wonderful places. People go in them to get the charge of their lives. And they get it when they get the check. * * * * * There are three sure roads to ruin: women, drink and gambling. The most pleasant is women; the quickest is drink; the surest is gambling. * * * * * An Englishman was telling his friends about his recent trip to America. "Those European-themed casinos in Las Vegas are fantastic! The Bellagio took my breath away. The Venetian captured my soul. And the Paris-Las Vegas Casino took me for $800 in travelers checks." * * * * * You gotta say this about being poor - it's inexpensive. * * * * * A friend told me about an experience he had while a guest in a Las Vegas casino/hotel. One day he got into an elevator with over a dozen luscious, scantily clad show girls." It must have been crowded," I said. "Man," said my friend. "It was crowded something wonderful." This article is provided by the Frank Scoblete Network. Melissa A. Kaplan is the network's managing editor. If you would like to use this article on your website, please contact Casino City Press, the exclusive web syndication outlet for the Frank Scoblete Network. To contact Frank, please e-mail him at fscobe@optonline.net. Recent Articles
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