Gaming Guru

Jest for Fun

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Here's some sound advice for beginning gamblers: Find out what games you're good at, then don't play them.

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The swanky restaurants in those European-themed casinos in Las Vegas are truly wonderful places. People go in them to get the charge of their lives. And they get it when they get the check.

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There are three sure roads to ruin: women, drink and gambling. The most pleasant is women; the quickest is drink; the surest is gambling.

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An Englishman was telling his friends about his recent trip to America. "Those European-themed casinos in Las Vegas are fantastic! The Bellagio took my breath away. The Venetian captured my soul. And the Paris-Las Vegas Casino took me for $800 in travelers checks."

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You gotta say this about being poor - it's inexpensive.

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A friend told me about an experience he had while a guest in a Las Vegas casino/hotel. One day he got into an elevator with over a dozen luscious, scantily clad show girls." It must have been crowded," I said. "Man," said my friend. "It was crowded something wonderful."