Gaming Guru

Jest for Fun

Customer to waiter in a casino restaurant, "Waiter, there's a footprint on my steak!"

Waiter: "Well, sir, you said you wanted a steak and to step on it."

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A teacher asks a gambler's son, "Billy, what is an effigy?"

Gambler's son: "I don't know."

Teacher: "An effigy is a dummy. Now, can you use the word in a sentence?"

Gambler's son (thinks): "My father is a blackjack dealer in a casino, and he always tells us at home about all the effigies that play at his table."

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A. "You really shouldn't swear at slot machines like that."

B. "Why not?"

A. "There's an old saying: You should never speak ill of the dead."

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Two male friends played a friendly game of poker every Friday night. The game usually ended at midnight, but one player got home one morning at 2:00 a.m. His wife, who was waiting up for him asked, "OK, you S.O.B., where have you been all night?"

"Never mind where I've been," he said. "Pack your bags. You're leaving."

She said, "What do you mean I'm leaving?"

He said, "I lost you in a poker game."

She asked, "How could you lose me in a poker game?"

He answered, "It wasn't easy. I had to fold with four aces."