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Jest for Fun

Tourist to native on the Boardwalk in Atlantic City: "Say, does the wind always blow this way here?"

"No," said the native. "It blows this way for six months, then turns around and blows the other way."

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A tourist was looking for a slot to play when he came across a slot with a placard left by a previous player:

SUCKER WANTED.
INQUIRE WITHIN!

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Gambler's Anonymous to addict: "Don't deny that you're a slot fanatic. Say it! Say it! For heaven's sake, say it!"

"OK," said the addict. "It."

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A slot host with a poor memory to casino patron: "Didn't I see you with a different woman last month?"

"No, sir," said the patron. "That was still my wife."

"A remarkable likeness," said the slot host. "Remarkable."

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Diogenes met a slot player in a casino and asked how he was making out. "Terrible," replied the player. "I've lost almost anything and am having a miserable time." And Diogenes blew out his lamp and walked out.

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Slot host to heavy loser: "Cheer up. Dame Fortune will come knocking at your door one of these fine days."

"Well," said the loser. "She'll have to knock then. Her daughter, Miss Fortune, broke the bell."

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Two men were playing poker and had completely lost track of time.

Pete: "What time do you have?"

Fred: "About 4:00 a.m."

Pete: "Wow! Guess your wife will hit the ceiling."

Fred "Guess so. She's such a rotten shot."