Gaming Guru

Jest for Fun

Two college friends who haven't seen each other since graduation bump into each other at a wedding.

First man: "What are you doing nowadays?"

Second man: "I'm trying to make an honest living. And what about you?"

First man: "I'm a casino manager."

Second man: "Oh. And I was going to ask you if you could use an honest man."

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In a restaurant of the Paris-Las Vegas Casino, a diner asks a waiter recently arrived from France and whose English is not too good. "Excuse me, but where's the menu?"

"Down ze hall and two doors to ze left," said the waiter.

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At one of those quickie wedding chapels in Las Vegas, a Justice of the Peace asked a woman, "Are you a friend of the groom?"

"No!" she said firmly. "I'm the bride's mother."

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Asked if he believed in luck, one inveterate slot player said, "I do, indeed! How else can you explain some idiot hitting the jackpot on the first pull of the slot you just left?"

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Two men were talking. "I only go on one of those riverboat casinos when it doesn't leave the shore."

"Why?" asked the second man. "It isn't any more expensive to play on a riverboat that sails up and down the river."

"Maybe so," said the first man. "But expenses are not what I have to keep down when the river gets rough."