Gaming Guru

Jest For Fun

Two close friends were attending a civic charity affair in Las Vegas. "I just bought a kiss from a beautiful blonde. And I hate to say it, but she kisses better than my wife."

His friend said that he was going to try it. When he came back the first man asked, "How was it?"

"Swell," said the second man, "but no better than your wife."

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Two men are talking in a casino: "My wife has been playing slots steady for three days straight. She hardly ever stops to eat or drink."

The second man says, "That sure must take a lot out of her."

"Yes," says the first man. "It takes a lot out of our bank account too!"

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On leaving a casino, a high roller shook the hand of his slot host and said, "I've had a wonderful time. But not here," he said sourly.

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A woman who had lost her index finger in a bus accident consulted a lawyer.

Woman: I want to sue the bus company for $20,000."

Lawyer: "Why do you think your finger is worth $20,000.

Woman: "Because it's the finger I use to hit the SPIN REELS button on the slot machines."