Gaming Guru

Jest For Fun

A. "Who were the first gamblers?"
B. "Adam and Eve."
A. "Why do you say that?"
B. "Didn't they shake a paradise?"

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A tourist visiting Atlantic City was held up in a parking lot. "Give me your money or I'll blow your brains out," said the holdup man.

"Blow away," said the tourist. "You can come to Atlantic City without brains, but not without money."

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There's the story about a man who sends his mother to a casino in Laughlin. But she didn't like it much. She complained that the food was simply awful - and such small portions too!

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Student artist to a friend, "I painted something for the world-class art museum in the Bellagio Casino on the Strip."

Friend: "Was it hung?"

Student artist: "Yes, right near the entrance where everyone could see it."

Friend: "Congratulations. What was it?"

Student artist: "A sign saying, 'Keep to the Left'.

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A gambler visited Gambler's Anonymous. A counselor told him, "It's going to be hard to do, but you've just got to give up gambling cold turkey."

"Oh, that's easy," said the gambler. "I've done it dozens of times."

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She: "Where on earth did you get that black eye?"

He: "Well, I went to the Paris-Las Vegas Casino and was struck by the beauty of the place."

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"How much do you love me?" asked the wife.

"How much money do you need?" asked the husband.