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Gaming GuruJest For Fun23 December 2006
Math teacher to gambler's son: If your father had $300 and a friend asked him for a loan of $200, how much would your father have left?" Gambler's son: "Three hundred dollars." * * * * * A. "My brother is a panhandler in Las Vegas." B. "What? I thought the city council outlawed panhandling on the sidewalk in front of casinos." A. "That's true. But my brother works as a nurse in the hospital." * * * * * During World War II some GIs were playing poker in a British sub with some of the local men. One of the British players picked up his hand and said, "Ill wager a pound." A GI looked at his hand, which had four aces. He said, "I don't know much about your money, but I'll see your pound and raise you a ton." * * * * * In a family-oriented casino in Las Vegas, a woman hurries over to a security guard and says, "Excuse me, sir, buy my daughter just swallowed a quarter and has to get to a hospital. Can I trust the hospital staff in this city?" "Lady," said the guard, "For a quarter, who'd be mean enough to steal from a kid?" * * * * * A casino in Las Vegas once offered its patrons the opportunity to join the casino's Xmas club. It didn't last. No one could keep up with the dues. * * * * * A man tripped and fell on the sidewalk in front of a casino in Atlantic City and suffered a minor injury. "It's pretty lucky for you that you tripped in front of a casino," said a witness. "Now you can sue the casino director for thousands." "I can't," said the accident victim. "Why not?" asked the witness. "Because I'm the casino director." This article is provided by the Frank Scoblete Network. Melissa A. Kaplan is the network's managing editor. If you would like to use this article on your website, please contact Casino City Press, the exclusive web syndication outlet for the Frank Scoblete Network. To contact Frank, please e-mail him at fscobe@optonline.net. Recent Articles
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