Gaming Guru

Jest for fun

Two close friends were attending a civic club charity affair in Las Vegas.

"I just bought a kiss from a beautiful blonde. And I hate to say it, but she kisses better than my wife." His friend said that he was going to try it.

When he came back, the first man asked, "How was it?"

"Swell," said the second. "But no better than your wife."

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To wager is human. To win divine.

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There are many systems around for playing the slots. Each of them is worse than the other.

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A tourist was caught in a heavy rain in a rather rundown neighborhood of Atlantic City. He quickly ducked into a cheap, seedy cafe to get out of the rain. He was shocked and surprised to see an old friend of his working there as a waiter.

"Bill," he said. "Do you work in this dump!"

"Yeah," his friend said. "But I don't eat here."