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Jest for fun

25 May 2007

The trouble with being a good loser is that you have to lose to prove it.

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My luck is so bad, I have a black belt in losing.

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Slots have brought together hundreds of thousands of people with one thing in common losing.

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Losing at slots is like two of the Seven Dwarfs. When you lose, you become grumpy. And if you keep losing and don't quit, you have to be a little dopey.

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My brother-in-law has the best system for not losing at slots. Don't play.

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Winning the jackpot in Megabucks is a relative experience. You do it, and you start hearing from relatives.
Larry Mak
Larry Mak is a former science writer at the California Institute of Technology and he is currently a freelance gaming author.

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Larry Mak
Larry Mak is a former science writer at the California Institute of Technology and he is currently a freelance gaming author.

Books by Larry Mak: