Gaming Guru

Jest for Fun

If you want to lose weight, go to one of those airport snack bars and eat only what you can afford.

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I dumped every cent in my wallet into the slot machines. Now I know how a cow must feel after milking time.

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There are two sayings which pretty well sum up slot players' feelings: TIME IS MONEY and TIME FLIES.

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It's a strange world we live in. The strong take it away from the weak; the clever take it away from the strong; and the casinos take it away from everybody.

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Sign in a casino opposite a family-oriented casino: WE CATER TO PLAYERS WITH CHILDREN ... PROVIDED THEY LEAVE THEM AT HOME.

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The pit bosses in this one casino are so disliked, when one collapsed during his shift they summoned the paramedics by fourth class mail.

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The foolish gambling that goes on in today's casinos arouses the suspicion that much of the horse sense of the good old days was possessed by the horse.