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Jest for Fun

28 July 2007

If you want to lose weight, go to one of those airport snack bars and eat only what you can afford.

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I dumped every cent in my wallet into the slot machines. Now I know how a cow must feel after milking time.

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There are two sayings which pretty well sum up slot players' feelings: TIME IS MONEY and TIME FLIES.

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It's a strange world we live in. The strong take it away from the weak; the clever take it away from the strong; and the casinos take it away from everybody.

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Sign in a casino opposite a family-oriented casino: WE CATER TO PLAYERS WITH CHILDREN ... PROVIDED THEY LEAVE THEM AT HOME.

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The pit bosses in this one casino are so disliked, when one collapsed during his shift they summoned the paramedics by fourth class mail.

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The foolish gambling that goes on in today's casinos arouses the suspicion that much of the horse sense of the good old days was possessed by the horse.

Larry Mak
Larry Mak is a former science writer at the California Institute of Technology and he is currently a freelance gaming author.

Books by Larry Mak:

Larry Mak
Larry Mak is a former science writer at the California Institute of Technology and he is currently a freelance gaming author.

Books by Larry Mak: