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Gaming GuruJest for Fun22 September 2007
The first visit to a casino is like the first night of a honeymoon. The expectation is high, but the results are usually disappointing. * * * * * The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you wake up and stops when you go to sleep or to a casino. * * * * * What makes for a happy ending of some trips to a casino is that fact that it has ended. * * * * * An optimist in a casino may be wrong, but he has more fun than the pessimist. * * * * * There are three kinds of slot players: the smart, the lucky, and the majority. * * * * * A barker in a circus offered a curious throng $100 if anyone could get another drop of juice out of a lemon after the circus strong man had squeezed it. Several men tried and failed. Finally a man came up and, after considerable effort, squeezed another drop of juice from the lemon. "Here's your $100," said the barker. "If you don mind, sir, could you tell me how you did it?" "Not at all," replied the man. "I'm the credit manager in a Reno casino." This article is provided by the Frank Scoblete Network. Melissa A. Kaplan is the network's managing editor. If you would like to use this article on your website, please contact Casino City Press, the exclusive web syndication outlet for the Frank Scoblete Network. To contact Frank, please e-mail him at fscobe@optonline.net. Recent Articles
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