Gaming Guru

Jest for fun

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"Did you see much poverty when you were in Atlantic City?"

"A lot. In fact, I brought some home with me."

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It's easier to win a big jackpot than to know what to do with it.

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They say money talks in a casino. But it never says anything so often as "Good-bye."

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The only real equality in life is in the casino and the cemetery.

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It is known from experience that gamblers rarely learn from experience.

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Can't get over those prices at the airport. Yesterday, I had lunch in one of those snack bars at the McCarran Airport in Las Vegas. I said to the cashier, "I'm sorry but all I have is a $50 bill." She said, "that's OK. You can use your credit card for the rest."