Gaming Guru

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The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

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Albert Einstein did a mathematical study of the European single-zero roulette wheel. He concluded that the only way to beat the game consistently is to steal chips when the croupier isn't looking.

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There are three kinds of slot players: those who have lost, those who are losing, and those who are going to lose.

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What those European-themed casinos in Las Vegas won't do to make your stay as comfortable as possible. They even have air-conditioned steam rooms.

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A businessman returned from Las Vegas after leaving $5000 in markers in one casino. He ignored the markers until one day his secretary buzzed him on the intercom.

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"There's a man out here who wants to see you about some money you owe," said the secretary. "He didn't give his name.

"What does he look like?" asked the businessman.

"He looks like you better pay him."