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Jest for fun

29 March 2008

You never know how short a month is until those casino ATM cash-advance machine statements start coming in.

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Las Vegas really lives up to its reputation for being a unique city.

One of its mortuaries has its own radio show - 15 minutes of dead air.

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A slot machine is sometimes like a small child. When it's good, it's very, very good. When it's bad. It's absolutely awful!

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When the Mafia moved out of Las Vegas, the unions moved in. Some people can't see the difference. In fact, they call the unions Brother Hoods.

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We had a wonderful vacation in Nevada. Went through Reno, Lake Tahoe, Las Vegas and $5000.

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The Unlucky Winner

A FEEBLE OLD MAN in his nineties suffered a stroke after hitting a 10-million-dollar pot on a Megabucks slot. But with the loving care of his family and his kind and devoted nurse, he never recovered.

Larry Mak
Larry Mak is a former science writer at the California Institute of Technology and he is currently a freelance gaming author.

Books by Larry Mak:

Larry Mak
Larry Mak is a former science writer at the California Institute of Technology and he is currently a freelance gaming author.

Books by Larry Mak: