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Jest for Fun

25 May 2008

I have discovered the elixir that turns into gold for the casino: the words BET MAX COIN.

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Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on what people do.

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What makes for a happy ending of some trips to a casino is the fact that they have ended.

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A racehorse is the only creature that can take thousands of people for a ride at the same time.

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Saint Peter was standing at the Pearly Gates greeting new arrivals. To one he said, "Welcome to heaven. And what did you do on earth?"

"I was a preacher," replied the new arrival.

Saint Peter said, "Welcome. We have a special place for you."

The next arrival said, "I was a minister."

Saint Peter said, "Welcome. We have a very special place for you."

The next arrival said, "I was a casino manager."

Saint Peter said, "Welcome. We have a room for you too. But you can stay only three days."

Larry Mak
Larry Mak is a former science writer at the California Institute of Technology and he is currently a freelance gaming author.

Books by Larry Mak:

Larry Mak
Larry Mak is a former science writer at the California Institute of Technology and he is currently a freelance gaming author.

Books by Larry Mak: