Gaming Guru

Jest for Fun

A good rule to remember before lending anyone money is: Don't lend any money to anybody unless they don't need it.

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A slot host is a source of advice. Some of it even good.

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Always play a slot machine slowly. As Gypsy Rose Lee used to say, "Anything worth doing well is worth doing slowly."

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A casino is glad that its patrons got what it takes.

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I can't get over those snack bar prices at the airport. The other day I had lunch in one at the McCarran Airport in Las Vegas. When finished, I said to the cashier, "I'm sorry, but all I have is a $50 bill."

"Oh, that's OK, "she said. "You can use your credit card for the rest.