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Never let the casino do you a favor. It will cost you dearly in the end. * * * * * Some things just don't make sense. Like opening up a savings bank in Las Vegas. * * * * * Overheard at a casino sports book: "Have you seen those signs saying SPEED KILLS? I bet on one horse that's going to live forever." * * * * * Casino: a place designed for people to learn the habit of losing gracefully. * * * * * No Meals Served Underwater A sign in a casino pool area warned, DON'T GO INTO THE WATER AFTER A BIG MEAL. Beneath the warning someone wrote, "You'll never find one there." This article is provided by the Frank Scoblete Network. Melissa A. Kaplan is the network's managing editor. If you would like to use this article on your website, please contact Casino City Press, the exclusive web syndication outlet for the Frank Scoblete Network. To contact Frank, please e-mail him at fscobe@optonline.net. Recent Articles
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