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Jest for Fun

10 August 2008

By Larry Mak

Never let the casino do you a favor. It will cost you dearly in the end.

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Some things just don't make sense. Like opening up a savings bank in Las Vegas.

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Overheard at a casino sports book: "Have you seen those signs saying SPEED KILLS? I bet on one horse that's going to live forever."

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Casino: a place designed for people to learn the habit of losing gracefully.

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No Meals Served Underwater

A sign in a casino pool area warned, DON'T GO INTO THE WATER AFTER A BIG MEAL.

Beneath the warning someone wrote, "You'll never find one there."

Larry Mak
Larry Mak is a former science writer at the California Institute of Technology and he is currently a freelance gaming author.

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