Gaming Guru

Jest for Fun

Trying to beat a casino today is like being a pickpocket in a nudist colony.

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The best throw of the dice is to throw them away.

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Everyone has heard the saying that we should not expect something for nothing. Still, almost everyone in a casino does.

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Even the born loser wins now and then by chance.

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An Apt Description

Guest of the Bellagio, the 1.8-billion-dollar hotel/casino on the Las Vegas Strip: "This is my kind of place. Simple but lavish."