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Jest for Fun

23 November 2008

Money doesn't really talk in a casino. It goes without saying.

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French vs. American Dishes

DINER TO A FRENCH WAITER in a restaurant of the Paris-Las Vegas casino/hotel: "How do French dishes compare with the American ones?" Waiter: "Oh, they break just as easily."

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Nothing new ever happens in a casino. Just the same old things. Only to different people.

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Never bet on a sure thing unless you can afford to lose.

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Visitor to slot host: "You certainly keep this casino neat and clean."

Slot host: "Yes, we keep the customers clean too."

Larry Mak
Larry Mak is a former science writer at the California Institute of Technology and he is currently a freelance gaming author.

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Larry Mak
Larry Mak is a former science writer at the California Institute of Technology and he is currently a freelance gaming author.

Books by Larry Mak: