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Gaming GuruJest for Fun23 January 2009
I enjoy reading fiction when I go into a casino. You know. Those slot payout tables that show how much you can win. * * * * * Religion doesn't seem to count for much in a gaming town. The only time you see people on their knees is when they're looking for a dropped coin. * * * * * Fun in a casino is like life insurance. The more you get, the more it costs. * * * * * Now here's a realistic slogan for the casinos - losers are our most important product. * * * * * Some of the off-strip restaurants in Las Vegas will do anything to get more business. I visited one where they had topless waitresses. I'm against it. But my wife doesn't believe me. You're against waitresses wearing topless outfits?" she asked incredulously. "Sure am," I said. "It's bad enough when they put their fingers in your soup. This article is provided by the Frank Scoblete Network. Melissa A. Kaplan is the network's managing editor. If you would like to use this article on your website, please contact Casino City Press, the exclusive web syndication outlet for the Frank Scoblete Network. To contact Frank, please e-mail him at fscobe@optonline.net. Recent Articles
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