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Jest for Fun

One should always remember that what the casino gives away, it must first take away.

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Gambling establishments are full of willing people. Those willing to lose and those willing to let them.

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A guest checked into a Las Vegas motel and was getting ready for when he noticed a little book on the night table titled "The Bedside Companion." On the contents page was a list of articles to read for certain occasions. "If you are depressed and down in the dumps, read page 37. If you are lonesome and restless, read page 54." The man turned to page 54 and read the article. Then he noticed that someone had written at the bottom of the page in a feminine scrawl, "If you are still lonesome and restless, call 555-0987 and ask for Betty."