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Jest for Fun

30 May 2009

You can lead a person to a casino, but you cannot make him think.

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Everyone has bad luck occasionally. But some people give it assistance.

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Written on the wall in the men's room of a Las Vegas wedding chapel:

First the engagement ring
Then the wedding ring
Then the suffering

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In a casino a person may have more money than brains, but not for long.

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Did you ever wonder why Caesars Palace is not spelled Caesar's Palace?

A casino representative explained why. The casino created a Roman theme to make it appear that guests were walking into a Roman palace. And all its employees are trained to treat each guest with the respect and honor due a Caesar. In short, every guest is a Caesar. So Caesars is used as a plural descriptive adjective, not a possessive. A further example: The winners circle.

Larry Mak
Larry Mak is a former science writer at the California Institute of Technology and he is currently a freelance gaming author.

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Larry Mak
Larry Mak is a former science writer at the California Institute of Technology and he is currently a freelance gaming author.

Books by Larry Mak: