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Jest for Fun

26 June 2009

Casinos know you can't fool all of the people all of the time. But it isn't necessary. A majority will do.

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Two senses are required in a casino: common and horse.

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However much a slot gives out, there is more that it withholds.

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The Defective Casino

An English tourist in the Flamingo Casino on the Las Vegas Strip was told by a slot host that the casino goes hack to the notorious Bugsy Siegel.

Tourist: "Really? Why? What's wrong with it?"

Larry Mak
Larry Mak is a former science writer at the California Institute of Technology and he is currently a freelance gaming author.

Books by Larry Mak:

Larry Mak
Larry Mak is a former science writer at the California Institute of Technology and he is currently a freelance gaming author.

Books by Larry Mak: