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Jest for Fun

22 August 2009

All you need in a casino is lots of money and lots of luck. Then success is sure to come.

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The best way to judge a smart gambler is not by how much he wins, but by how much he keeps.

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A positive attitude in a casino can be described as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.

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A positive attitude after a losing streak disappears the same way a lap does after a person stands up.

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A shapely Vegas chorus girl told her boss that she was quitting to marry a man she had met in the casino after the last show.

"That serious?" the boss asked.

"Absolutely," replied the girl. "I've always dreamed of marrying a man who's tall, dark, and has some."

Larry Mak
Larry Mak is a former science writer at the California Institute of Technology and he is currently a freelance gaming author.

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Larry Mak
Larry Mak is a former science writer at the California Institute of Technology and he is currently a freelance gaming author.

Books by Larry Mak: