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Gaming GuruJest for Fun22 August 2009
All you need in a casino is lots of money and lots of luck. Then success is sure to come. * * * * * The best way to judge a smart gambler is not by how much he wins, but by how much he keeps. * * * * * A positive attitude in a casino can be described as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable. * * * * * A positive attitude after a losing streak disappears the same way a lap does after a person stands up. * * * * * A shapely Vegas chorus girl told her boss that she was quitting to marry a man she had met in the casino after the last show. "That serious?" the boss asked. "Absolutely," replied the girl. "I've always dreamed of marrying a man who's tall, dark, and has some." This article is provided by the Frank Scoblete Network. Melissa A. Kaplan is the network's managing editor. If you would like to use this article on your website, please contact Casino City Press, the exclusive web syndication outlet for the Frank Scoblete Network. To contact Frank, please e-mail him at fscobe@optonline.net. Recent Articles
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