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Jest for Fun

20 September 2009

You don't have to go to a casino to see people making a bundle. Just watch a farmer with a hay-bailing machine.

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A slot host is someone who is passionate for the cash in it.

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If you really want to be healthy, wealthy, and wise, never ask a heavy loser how he's doing.

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The push button on the slot is easy on the brain but hell on the wallet.

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I finished a meal in one of those swanky European-themed casino restaurants on the Las Vegas Strip. The first time I ever saw a Diner's Club card turn pale.

Larry Mak
Larry Mak is a former science writer at the California Institute of Technology and he is currently a freelance gaming author.

Books by Larry Mak:

Larry Mak
Larry Mak is a former science writer at the California Institute of Technology and he is currently a freelance gaming author.

Books by Larry Mak: