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Gaming GuruJest for Fun28 November 2009
If profanity could affect the outcome of a slot game, there would be a lot fewer losers. * * * * * First Things First Captain to deckhand on a Mississippi riverboat casino: "If the boat hit a big object and started to sink, who would you save first? The young or the older women?" Deckhand: "Me!" * * * * * You gotta admit one thing about the weather in Las Vegas. It's so wonderful, even the sandstorms don't want to leave it. * * * * *
* * * * * Some of the off-the-strip restaurants in Las Vegas will do anything to get business. I visited one where they had waitresses wearing topless outfits. I'm against it. But my wife didn't believe me. "You're against waitresses wearing topless outfits?" she asked. "Sure am," I said. "It's bad enough when they put their fingers in your soup." This article is provided by the Frank Scoblete Network. Melissa A. Kaplan is the network's managing editor. If you would like to use this article on your website, please contact Casino City Press, the exclusive web syndication outlet for the Frank Scoblete Network. To contact Frank, please e-mail him at fscobe@optonline.net. Recent Articles
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