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Gaming GuruJest For Fun30 December 2002
* * * * * A lady slot player hits the service button on the slot she's playing to summon a slot attendant. "What's the trouble, lady?" asked the attendant. "Well, for one thing," said the lady, "it's a lousy slot." * * * * * Common sense of all kinds is the most uncommon in a casino. * * * * * A small boy came running after a man who left a casino. Breathing heavily, he said to the man, "Excuse me, sir but did you lose a silver dollar?" "Yes, I believe I have," said the man. "Have you found one?" "Oh, no," said the boy. "I just wanted to find out how many have been lost today. Yours makes 55." * * * * * He who allows himself to lose heavily in a casino deserves to lose. * * * * * The term "professional gambler" is a misnomer. Professional gamblers don't gamble. They make investments that show a profit over time. * * * * * The one advantage of being a loser in a casino is you never get lonely. * * * * *
* * * * * Overheard in a casino bar: "It's easy to quit slot playing. I've done it dozens of times." * * * * * The following message was announced over the casino's public address system: "Will Mr. Neidspondiavanis please report to the customer service desk." A man reports to the service desk and says, "Excuse me, but I think you paged me. What initial do you have with the name?" This article is provided by the Frank Scoblete Network. Melissa A. Kaplan is the network's managing editor. If you would like to use this article on your website, please contact Casino City Press, the exclusive web syndication outlet for the Frank Scoblete Network. To contact Frank, please e-mail him at fscobe@optonline.net. Recent Articles
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