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Jest for Fun

26 September 2010

April 1. On this day, all casino patrons who think they can beat the casino are reminded of what they are.

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When playing slots, always set a loss limit. Even if you have to borrow money to do so.

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It's not hard to win at slots. It's just hard to keep from putting it all back in.

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Never run into debt if you can find something else to run into.

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It's harder to be a good winner than a good loser. One has less practice.

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In slot playing, there are two elements that are never absent: hope and an incomplete recollection of what has happened in the past.

Larry Mak
Larry Mak is a former science writer at the California Institute of Technology and he is currently a freelance gaming author.

Books by Larry Mak:

Larry Mak
Larry Mak is a former science writer at the California Institute of Technology and he is currently a freelance gaming author.

Books by Larry Mak: