Gaming Guru

Jest for Fun

No one wants to be a loser. So learn to be happy with any win you can get, no matter how small.

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The slot machine is a despot whom players ridicule and obey.

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It's easy to understand why so many people play slots today. They have half a mind to play until they win. And that's all they need.

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All the goodness of a good slot rarely makes up for the badness of a bad slot.

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The strength of Monaco is the weakness of the world.

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I don't want to brag, but I took in $3000 a day in Las Vegas. As a cashier in a supermarket.