Gaming Guru

Jest For Fun

Did you hear about the pizza parlor at the Luxor in Las Vegas? It's called the Pizza Tut.

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Casino credit - a variation of "fly now, pay later."

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A slot player who doesn't believe in luck is like a sailor saying he doesn't believe in weather.

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A. "My brother's name is Caesars Palace."

B. "What? What kind of name is that for a person?"

A. "Well, he wants that name so he would have the same name as the one on his towels."

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A. "Why do you call your wife Cinderella when you're in a casino?"

B. "Because by the time midnight comes around, I have to slipper some money to play with."

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The most inconvenient feature about losing in a casino is that one eventually gets used to it.

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A husband took his wife to the world-class museum at the Bellagio on the Las Vegas Strip. Standing in front of a picture of Venus de Milo, he said to his wife, "See what happens when you pull slot handles for hours on end."

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Q. What is better than presence of mind in a casino?

A. Absence of body.

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A man goes up to the VIP check-in counter at a Reno casino. "Get in that line over there," the reservations clerk said.

"But, I'm a VIP," said the man. "And I don't have to stand in line."

"I know that," said the clerk. "That's the line for people who don't have to stand in line to check in."