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Jest For Fun

31 May 2003

Did you hear about the pizza parlor at the Luxor in Las Vegas? It's called the Pizza Tut.

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Casino credit - a variation of "fly now, pay later."

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A slot player who doesn't believe in luck is like a sailor saying he doesn't believe in weather.

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A. "My brother's name is Caesars Palace."

B. "What? What kind of name is that for a person?"

A. "Well, he wants that name so he would have the same name as the one on his towels."

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A. "Why do you call your wife Cinderella when you're in a casino?"

B. "Because by the time midnight comes around, I have to slipper some money to play with."

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The most inconvenient feature about losing in a casino is that one eventually gets used to it.

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A husband took his wife to the world-class museum at the Bellagio on the Las Vegas Strip. Standing in front of a picture of Venus de Milo, he said to his wife, "See what happens when you pull slot handles for hours on end."

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Q. What is better than presence of mind in a casino?

A. Absence of body.

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A man goes up to the VIP check-in counter at a Reno casino. "Get in that line over there," the reservations clerk said.

"But, I'm a VIP," said the man. "And I don't have to stand in line."

"I know that," said the clerk. "That's the line for people who don't have to stand in line to check in."

Larry Mak
Larry Mak is a former science writer at the California Institute of Technology and he is currently a freelance gaming author.

Books by Larry Mak:

Larry Mak
Larry Mak is a former science writer at the California Institute of Technology and he is currently a freelance gaming author.

Books by Larry Mak: