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Jest for Fun

28 July 2003

Mother to daughter: "I don't like your going to Las Vegas to marry the millionaire you're engaged to. I really believe you'd be happy with a man with less money."

Daughter: "Don't worry, Mother. You'll soon have your wish."

* * * * *

Mary: "Did you say your husband lost over $2000 at roulette?"

Jean: "That's right."

Mary: "What did he say when he got home?"

Jean: "Shall I leave out all the four-letter words?"

Mary: "Yes."

Jean: "He didn't say anything."

* * * * *

Q. "Isn't a casino a great place to be on a rainy night?"

A. "I suppose so. It's either stay outside and get wet or come inside and get soaked."

* * * * *

He: "I left the casino I worked in because I was told to do something I didn't like."

She: "What was that?"

He: "Look for another job."

* * * * *

A. (to a friend in a casino) "Have a losing session?"

B. "No thanks. Already had one."

* * * * *

A. "Do you keep half of the money you win?"

B. "No. I usually don't win that much."

* * * * *

One disgruntled slot player likened slot playing to the Seven Dwarfs. When you go into a casino, you're Bashful. When you win a pot, you're Happy. When you lose, you're Grumpy. When you're down to your last dollar, you're Dopey.

Larry Mak
Larry Mak is a former science writer at the California Institute of Technology and he is currently a freelance gaming author.

Books by Larry Mak:

Larry Mak
Larry Mak is a former science writer at the California Institute of Technology and he is currently a freelance gaming author.

Books by Larry Mak: