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Jest for Fun

23 August 2003

Casinos are always coming up with new ways to make money. For instance, one casino introduced a new type of bar room. It has free beer and pay men's rooms.

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There's a new slot machine out there called Butcher. It does a neat job of chopping up your bankroll.

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A civics teacher asked a gambler's son to define the term "untold wealth." Gambler's son: "Untold wealth is what the casinos take away from those who think they can beat them."

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Some of the casino restaurants in downtown Las Vegas are overdoing it on economizing. Who ever heard of using a substitute for margarine?

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There was a fire in the showgirls' dressing room in one of the Las Vegas Strip casinos. The firemen were there six hours. One hour to put out the fire. And five hours for the casino to put out the firemen.

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My wife played for hours on a Red, White and Blue slot. She finally quit after feeling bled, white and blue.

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The minister of a church, an avid anti-gambling advocate, concluded his sermon with, "Keep one thing in mind. There is no gambling in heaven."

One parishioner leaned over to another and whispered, "It doesn't really matter. That's not where most of us are going!"

Larry Mak
Larry Mak is a former science writer at the California Institute of Technology and he is currently a freelance gaming author.

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Larry Mak
Larry Mak is a former science writer at the California Institute of Technology and he is currently a freelance gaming author.

Books by Larry Mak: