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Gaming GuruJest for Fun1 January 2004
Q. What air in a casino does everybody cherish? * * * * * There's the story about the Alaskan who hit a multimillion jackpot on Super Megabucks. Back home, he bought a dog sled for $80. But what a sled! It was pulled by ten Cadillacs. * * * * * Players' dreams are the greatest asset of a casino. * * * * * There's no truth to the rumor that Conrad Hilton is planning to buy the Leaning Tower of Pisa, converting it into a hotel, and calling it The Tiltin' Hilton. * * * * * Losing is a bearable price for gambling - provided it's someone else who's doing the losing. * * * * * Sometimes Las Vegas has some really cold winters. I heard that it got so cold one winter that the Flamingo Hilton took out the flamingos and put in penguins. * * * * * I don't want to say the horse I bet on was slow, but you could have bet him to win, place, or live. * * * * * My wife is often asked how she became such an avid slot player. "I don't know," she would answer. "It just happened. I don't blame anybody." This article is provided by the Frank Scoblete Network. Melissa A. Kaplan is the network's managing editor. If you would like to use this article on your website, please contact Casino City Press, the exclusive web syndication outlet for the Frank Scoblete Network. To contact Frank, please e-mail him at fscobe@optonline.net. Recent Articles
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