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Gaming GuruSlotpourri27 November 2000
* * * * * All slots are alike. But they look different so you can tell them apart.* * * * * Chasing after a megajackpot is a difficult pursuit.* * * * * Casinos prove the old saying that when you get something for nothing, you're paying a high price for it.* * * * * Poker is a game in which a good deal depends on a good deal.* * * * * A lot of the people you see in a casino get their only exercise by pushing their luck.* * * * * The only certainty about gambling is its uncertainty.* * * * * My wife is an obsessive slot player. If heaven doesn't have slot machines, she ain't going.* * * * * In a casino, an ounce of common sense is worth a ton of luck.* * * * * Indians no longer scalp white men with tomahawks. They use slot machines.* * * * * Bad luck isn't all bad. It's what keeps casinos in business.* * * * * A wonderfully consoling thought about losing at slots is that when you look around, you'll always see someone who's doing worse.* * * * * The casinos' emphasis on being a place of fun and entertainment is to encourage their patrons who feel bad about losing to feel good about it.* * * * * Money won at gambling can't buy happiness. But losing can't buy anything.This article is provided by the Frank Scoblete Network. Melissa A. Kaplan is the network's managing editor. If you would like to use this article on your website, please contact Casino City Press, the exclusive web syndication outlet for the Frank Scoblete Network. To contact Frank, please e-mail him at fscobe@optonline.net. Recent Articles
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