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Gaming GuruSlotpourri27 May 2001
* * * * * Casino: The great cesspool into which people's bankrolls are drained.* * * * * Atlantic City has all kinds of gambling. If you want to take a chance in the morning, you can buy a lottery ticket. It you want to take a chance in the afternoon, you can bet on the horses. If you want to take chance at night, you can play the slots. If you want to take a chance after midnight, you can walk to the corner.* * * * * I don't like to travel to a gaming destination like Reno or Las Vegas because they bring something into your life you never had before. Poverty.* * * * * No opportunity to win in a casino is ever lost. Someone else takes those you miss.* * * * * A third-grade math teacher asks a gambler's son to start counting from one. Gambler's son: "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, jack, queen, and king."* * * * * Most of us know how to quit a cold slot. Few of us know when.* * * * * If your slot playing bankroll is going to hell, the casino is often the travel agent.* * * * * Easy street is a blind alley.* * * * * The multicoin, multiline nickel slots are a true technical innovation. They tech every nical you got.* * * * * Two pit bosses were watching Dickens' A Christmas Carol on TV. One points to Scrooge and says, "That boy's really making sense."This article is provided by the Frank Scoblete Network. Melissa A. Kaplan is the network's managing editor. If you would like to use this article on your website, please contact Casino City Press, the exclusive web syndication outlet for the Frank Scoblete Network. To contact Frank, please e-mail him at fscobe@optonline.net. Recent Articles
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