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Slotpourri

A curious patron asked a casino personnel manager why he preferred married men for blackjack dealers. "It's simple," said the manager. "Married men don't get so upset when they're yelled at."

A.Why do you call your wife Cinderella when you're in a casino?"

B."Because by the time midnight comes around, I have to slipper some money to play with."

Q."Isn't a casino a great place to be on a rainy night?"

A."I suppose so. It's either stay outside and get wet or come inside and get soaked."

Teacher to gambler's son: "Johnny, can you tell the class what is two and two?"

Gambler's son: "Little Joe."

Math teacher to gambler's son: If your father had $300 and a friend asked him for a loan of $200, how much would your father have left?"

Gambler's son: "Three hundred dollars."

Husband to wife: "How many times have I told you not to throw your money away on slots.

Wife: "I don't know. I thought you were keeping score."

BILL:"I played a slot that came from a tribe in Africa."

JOE:"Zulus?"

BILL: "No, actually I won some."

MARY:"Did you say your husband lost over $2000 at roulette?"

JEAN:"That's right."'

MARY: "What did he say when he got home?"

JEAN:"Shall I leave out all the four-letter words?"'

MARY:"Yes."

JEAN:"He didn't say anything."