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Slotpourri

25 September 2000

It doesn't matter who wins or loses only who ends up with the money.

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I invest, you bet, he gambles.

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The next best thing to gambling and winning is gambling and losing. So said Nick the Greek Dandalos. Meaning that the game's the thing.

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We're encouraged to believe that it's OK for our state lottery to rob us blind because so much of the money is going to a good cause.

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A gambler is a man who will pay his gambling debts even when he knows he has been cheated. (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910)

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To wager is human. To win divine.

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I always go to the same casino. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

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Some things don't make sense. Like opening up a savings bank in Las Vegas.

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The slot machine is proof that you can fool all of the people some of the time.

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Then there was the compulsive gambler who was thrown out of Gambler's Anonymous after taking a bet on how long it would take to cure him.

Larry Mak
Larry Mak is a former science writer at the California Institute of Technology and he is currently a freelance gaming author.

Books by Larry Mak:

Larry Mak
Larry Mak is a former science writer at the California Institute of Technology and he is currently a freelance gaming author.

Books by Larry Mak: