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Gaming GuruSlotpourri29 July 2001
A casino patron asked a security guard, "What's that strange odor I smell in here?" "Probably the dead slots," said the guard. * * * * * A Martian wandered from his spaceship in the Nevada desert into one of the Las Vegas Strip casinos. He walked in just as a slot machine was spewing forth a torrent of dollar tokens. When the flow subsided, the Martian went up to it and said, "Pal, with a cold like that, you should be home in bed."* * * * * Nothing kills luck like the lack of it.* * * * * He: "Did you hear about the gambler who mixed poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?" * * * * * One of the first things you learn in a casino is never to listen to anyone who wants you to try his system with your money.* * * * * In Reno I visited a joint with crooked gambling and watered liquor - a place where the dice get more loaded than the players.* * * * * The Paris-Las Vegas Casino really has high-class restaurants. Dinner is $25 a plate. And you have to catch your own snails.* * * * * Daffynishion of a budget: A schedule for going into debt gradually in an attempt to live below your yearnings.* * * * * Those who don't rely on luck lessen their bad luck.* * * * * A blackjack player dropped dead while playing in a casino. And no one wanted to phone his wife to tell her what happened. Finally a friend of the deceased made the call. "Mary," he said, "Bill lost $2000 playing blackjack." "What?" screamed the wife. "He should drop dead!" "Funny you should say that," said the friend. This article is provided by the Frank Scoblete Network. Melissa A. Kaplan is the network's managing editor. If you would like to use this article on your website, please contact Casino City Press, the exclusive web syndication outlet for the Frank Scoblete Network. To contact Frank, please e-mail him at fscobe@optonline.net. Recent Articles
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