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Gaming GuruSlotpourri30 December 2001
Good luck is like a ghost. Everyone hears about it, but few have ever seen it. * * * * * He: "How did you do at the Blazing 7s slot?" * * * * * Sometimes the best part of a trip to a casino is knowing that you're going home. * * * * * A gambler was asked why he always flirted with waitresses. * * * * * Casinos were once considered the nurseries of vice and immorality. Now they're considered centers of entertainment. * * * * * No opportunity to win in a casino is ever lost. Someone else takes those you miss. * * * * * He: "How did you do at the slots?" * * * * * One male deer in Lake Tahoe said to another, "Man, I wish I had your doe!" * * * * * There's one trouble with living in the lap of luxury. You can never tell when the lap is going to stand up. * * * * * At a wedding in one of those quickie Las Vegas wedding chapels, a woman whispered to the man next to her, "Can you imagine? They've known each other for only two weeks and they're getting married." "Well," said the man, "that's one way of getting acquainted." This article is provided by the Frank Scoblete Network. Melissa A. Kaplan is the network's managing editor. If you would like to use this article on your website, please contact Casino City Press, the exclusive web syndication outlet for the Frank Scoblete Network. To contact Frank, please e-mail him at fscobe@optonline.net. Recent Articles
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