Some Humor for Christmas

19 December 2012

By Larry Mak

December 19, 2012

Overheard at a sports book counter: "Have you seen those signs that say SPEED KILLS?
Well, I bet on one horse that's going to live forever."

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Mother telling a fairy tale to her son: "Once upon a time...." Her son interrupted her.
"Mommy, do all fairy tales begin like that?" "No, dear," said the mother. "Sometimes they begin with WE HAVE THE LOOSEST SLOTS IN TOWN."

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Old Gambler's Saying: Strip poker is probably the only game in which the more you lose the more you have to show for it.

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Every day is Thanksgiving Day in a casino. The players provide the giving. The casinos provide the thanks.

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An Indian chief says to his tribe, "Let's go on the warpath."

"We can't, Chief," said another Indian. "We've made it into a parking lot."

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Restaurant patron to waiter: "Look here, waiter. I just found a poker chip in my soup!"

Waiter: "Oh, thank you, sir. I was looking all over for it."

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The wildest things happen in Atlantic City. The other day someone held up a sperm bank.

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A man is telling a fellow co-worker about a charming young lass he met in Atlantic City. "Did you see a lot of her?" the co-worker asked.

"Yes," said the man. "I met her a number of times on the beach."