Some Humor for Christmas19 December 2012
Overheard at a sports book counter: "Have you seen those signs that say SPEED KILLS?
Well, I bet on one horse that's going to live forever."
"Mommy, do all fairy tales begin like that?" "No, dear," said the mother. "Sometimes they begin with WE HAVE THE LOOSEST SLOTS IN TOWN."
"We can't, Chief," said another Indian. "We've made it into a parking lot."
Waiter: "Oh, thank you, sir. I was looking all over for it."
"Yes," said the man. "I met her a number of times on the beach."
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