Gaming Guru

Jest for Fun

The slot machine is proof that you can fool all of the people some of the time.

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The saying "a positive anything is better than a negative nothing" is another way of saying you should be happy with whatever win in a casino you can get.

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Greed and hope are the gambler's weakness, but the casino's strength.

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Those multiline, multicoin slots are great fun to play until you find out what they're costing you.

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The newest Las Vegas hotel/casinos on the Strip are really going all out in entertainment. I heard that one of them hired the London Philharmonic for the season. And that's just for the cocktail lounge.

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Everyone likes a good loser -- provided it's the other guy.